Tom Cruise as 6 foot 5, 250 pound Jack Reacher — that shit is crazier than Michael Keaton playing 6 foot 3, 230 pound Batman.

Tom Cruise as 6 foot 5, 250 pound Jack Reacher — that shit is crazier than Michael Keaton playing 6 foot 3, 230 pound Batman.

I'm glad you took some of your not reading books time to comment.

I'm glad you took some of your not reading books time to comment.

If you're looking for another sci-fi novel not to read try Kim Stanley Robinson's 2312. It also stinks.

If you're looking for another sci-fi novel not to read try Kim Stanley Robinson's 2312. It also stinks.

Me agree — uh, I agree with Cookie.

Me agree — uh, I agree with Cookie.

If that's the reasoning I would suggest "stinkypoopies."

If that's the reasoning I would suggest "stinkypoopies."

NO!!! "Skitters" are intrinsically terrifying! They are not to be mocked! They are to be feared! "The Skitters are coming in force, people! Wipe those goofy grins off your faces.  For the love of God — you don't want to let a skitter get it's vile disgusting mitts on you!  STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"

NO!!! "Skitters" are intrinsically terrifying! They are not to be mocked! They are to be feared! "The Skitters are coming in force, people! Wipe those goofy grins off your faces.  For the love of God — you don't want to let a skitter get it's vile disgusting mitts on you!  STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"

Skitter a rinky dinky dink - skitter a rinky do — I love you!

Skitter a rinky dinky dink - skitter a rinky do — I love you!

"Skitters?"

"Skitters?"

The band is obviously pretty bummed.  No doubt they're going through the 5 Stages of Collapse right now.

The band is obviously pretty bummed.  No doubt they're going through the 5 Stages of Collapse right now.

Did she clear this with Spielberg?

Did she clear this with Spielberg?