Beggin' your pardon, but if I was to kill all the Colfers — they'd lock me up and throw away the key!

Beggin' your pardon, but if I was to kill all the Colfers — they'd lock me up and throw away the key!

Another band suffers a fatal stage collapse? It's enough to make an android paranoid.

Another band suffers a fatal stage collapse? It's enough to make an android paranoid.

I'm sure that the eloquently smart Russell Brand wasn't drawn to Katy Perty because of her tig ol bitties.

I'm sure that the eloquently smart Russell Brand wasn't drawn to Katy Perty because of her tig ol bitties.

There's just something about the "Dai" character that makes me call out "Thong. The fish are ready."

There's just something about the "Dai" character that makes me call out "Thong. The fish are ready."

That doesn't make him a good comedian or actor. It makes him an interesting recovering alcoholic.

That doesn't make him a good comedian or actor. It makes him an interesting recovering alcoholic.

"He's just an eloquent smart guy" who decided to marry a big-boobed pop tart/sex worker because he could.

"He's just an eloquent smart guy" who decided to marry a big-boobed pop tart/sex worker because he could.

Fear the Hague! Their agents' reach is exceeded only by their might!

Fear the Hague! Their agents' reach is exceeded only by their might!

Ha. You bastard — you already had me choking with laughter by the time you got to that part about the Hague!  "Whisked off to the Hague!"

Ha. You bastard — you already had me choking with laughter by the time you got to that part about the Hague!  "Whisked off to the Hague!"

Why "yes" that was fucking stupid thing for them to do!

Why "yes" that was fucking stupid thing for them to do!

Tense Looking Old Man:  "You get on that phone and you just pray to God that Damon Lindelof answers!"Less Tense Looking Young Man:  "Grapevine says he's tied up. He's writing that new nuns versus zombie thing over at Paramount, you know — the new Sister Act pic.  What do we do if we can't get him?"

Tense Looking Old Man:  "You get on that phone and you just pray to God that Damon Lindelof answers!"Less Tense Looking Young Man:  "Grapevine says he's tied up. He's writing that new nuns versus zombie thing over at Paramount, you know — the new Sister Act pic.  What do we do if we can't get him?"