Now steal his girlfriend Billy!

Now steal his girlfriend Billy!

This is darksided!

This is darksided!

This whole things sounds like some sort of movie "meet cute" to me.

This whole things sounds like some sort of movie "meet cute" to me.

So much for all that Party in the USA crap!

So much for all that Party in the USA crap!

This could have really been something if Eddie Izzard would have been cast as Herman's blood-sucking vampire wife. But the bastards threw it all away for commercial success!

This could have really been something if Eddie Izzard would have been cast as Herman's blood-sucking vampire wife. But the bastards threw it all away for commercial success!

You stupid f*)&ing c*&t! You just cost me $6,000 and one Cadillac!

You stupid f*)&ing c*&t! You just cost me $6,000 and one Cadillac!

I've never seen Kristen Stewart look happier than in the above photo.

I've never seen Kristen Stewart look happier than in the above photo.

So, Lane was stealing money from the company? Did he take the contracts, too?

So, Lane was stealing money from the company? Did he take the contracts, too?

"So there's this guy, Abraham Maslow, walks into a bar . . ."

"So there's this guy, Abraham Maslow, walks into a bar . . ."

Holy f—k this is too much. In fact, it is one, two, TWEE times more pixie dust than I can breathe before I get mesothelioma.

Holy f—k this is too much. In fact, it is one, two, TWEE times more pixie dust than I can breathe before I get mesothelioma.