Eden Sher is f—ck—g hilarious!

Eden Sher is f—ck—g hilarious!

And what are you Rhianna, huh? Some kind of expressionless block of wood? Huh, some kind of sex worker who lip synchs and now you're pretending to act!  I don't have to sit here and watch you and Taylor Kitsch try to see who can register less on screen! I'm going out. No, f—k it! I'm going home! I'm going to Wisconsin!

Do you have to pay extra for the Premium Rush?

I got to sit here . . . I got to get humiliated by this Tom Hardy asshole . . . slurping his words around his ball gag. And you, you miserable shits at the AV Club you got to throw this trailer at me!

I can't tell my Greta Gerwig's from my Chloe Sevigny's anymore.

Nothing gets accomplished there.

This Bane guy is a f—king asshole. Anyone who says he's something else's reckoning is f-king asshole.

This MTV Movie Awards Show is a f-cking asshole.  Anyone who watches this show is a f-cking asshole.