Call me.

I don't understand … I'm confused … what the hell? I thought, no, I knew, and expected, and DEMANDED, an annual American Dad Christmas episode. WHY ISN'T THERE ONE? GODDAMMIT! FUCK YOU, SANTA! FUCK YOU, CHRISTMAS TREE! GO TO HELL, FROSTY!

I don't understand … I'm confused … what the hell? I thought, no, I knew, and expected, and DEMANDED, an annual American Dad Christmas episode. WHY ISN'T THERE ONE? GODDAMMIT! FUCK YOU, SANTA! FUCK YOU, CHRISTMAS TREE! GO TO HELL, FROSTY!

Yup. That's generally when the series begins its slide and careens toward cancellation. Take Home Improvement, which was a fairly popular show in the 90s - but then Jonathan Taylor Thomas started an acting career and starred in a major movie (Lion King). Eventually, his character was almost entirely phased out, even…

Yup. That's generally when the series begins its slide and careens toward cancellation. Take Home Improvement, which was a fairly popular show in the 90s - but then Jonathan Taylor Thomas started an acting career and starred in a major movie (Lion King). Eventually, his character was almost entirely phased out, even…

Okay…but please, for the love of all that was holy, don't drag out the mother line anymore. Marshall and Lily finally had their baby, Robin and Barney finally found happiness together … now close the circle and spend the ninth, and final season, with Ted marrying 'the Mother'. No gimmicks, no … THIS REALLY WASN'T HER…

Okay…but please, for the love of all that was holy, don't drag out the mother line anymore. Marshall and Lily finally had their baby, Robin and Barney finally found happiness together … now close the circle and spend the ninth, and final season, with Ted marrying 'the Mother'. No gimmicks, no … THIS REALLY WASN'T HER…

Syracuse.

Syracuse.

First Kid.

First Kid.

It has its interesting perks.

It has its interesting perks.

I had a friend whose friend friended (groan) me on Facebook at the first of the year. I didn't know him except my friend would get her weed from him and once I smoked with 'em. Anyway, he embraced Ayn Rand. All his Facebook statuses were about her - and how as a society we needed to be independent and less parasitic.…

I had a friend whose friend friended (groan) me on Facebook at the first of the year. I didn't know him except my friend would get her weed from him and once I smoked with 'em. Anyway, he embraced Ayn Rand. All his Facebook statuses were about her - and how as a society we needed to be independent and less parasitic.…

Why do you think FDR dropped John Nance Garner from the ticket in '36? No - it wasn't because he opposed the New Deal, it was because he wouldn't rub FDR's new deal.

Why do you think FDR dropped John Nance Garner from the ticket in '36? No - it wasn't because he opposed the New Deal, it was because he wouldn't rub FDR's new deal.

Let's be honest, though, who wouldn't want to give FDR a handjob?

Let's be honest, though, who wouldn't want to give FDR a handjob?

Nope, sorry, the original is a classic. It's not at the level of Halloween or Friday the 13th - but it's a damn fine slasher flick. I'd give it at least a B-.