Nope, sorry, the original is a classic. It's not at the level of Halloween or Friday the 13th - but it's a damn fine slasher flick. I'd give it at least a B-.

My dad LOVED Barbara Streisand - I mean, loved her. To the point where he'd stop whatever he was doing when Yentl was on. It was an odd addiction for a straight man in his 50s. Wait. He also loved Designing Women, Golden Girls … Cher & Bette Midler.

My dad LOVED Barbara Streisand - I mean, loved her. To the point where he'd stop whatever he was doing when Yentl was on. It was an odd addiction for a straight man in his 50s. Wait. He also loved Designing Women, Golden Girls … Cher & Bette Midler.

I have watched this episode only once - when it originally aired. I remember the anticipation of it … waiting knowing that Tony's world was collapsing around him. I was anxious and excited the entire day before this episode aired.

I have watched this episode only once - when it originally aired. I remember the anticipation of it … waiting knowing that Tony's world was collapsing around him. I was anxious and excited the entire day before this episode aired.

I also hear he pees on the toilet seat! THAT MONSTER!

I also hear he pees on the toilet seat! THAT MONSTER!

Hm, who knew Ray Stevens was still alive?

Hm, who knew Ray Stevens was still alive?

This looks like one of those movies you'd watch once, laugh for a good portion of it and then never watch again … unless you came across it six or so years later on cable.

This looks like one of those movies you'd watch once, laugh for a good portion of it and then never watch again … unless you came across it six or so years later on cable.

I like Bill Clinton … but do we really need another documentary? PBS just did one earlier this year and I suspect this one will be no different, or any more revealing, than that. I mean, Clinton was a good president, but what else can be told about his presidency that we didn't know? He came to power at the height of…

I like Bill Clinton … but do we really need another documentary? PBS just did one earlier this year and I suspect this one will be no different, or any more revealing, than that. I mean, Clinton was a good president, but what else can be told about his presidency that we didn't know? He came to power at the height of…

'One time, at debate camp…'

'One time, at debate camp…'

That's what happens when you nuke a major American city.

That's what happens when you nuke a major American city.

I'd so hit that, tho.

I'd so hit that, tho.

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