@avclub-d1dd537846e529e1101d7c23e170fe4b:disqus @avclub-d155e6847d268061f3d8cd008a44a202:disqus  http://www.youtube.com/watc… VIDEO! (though ignore the guy's obvious lisp).

Okay, so, yeah, I fucking loved TMNT when I was a kid. I mean, I had everything. I had the Technodrome, the Turtle Van, the Foot Cruiser, Sewer Dragster and one vehicle that tossed pizzas! It was the shit. Seriously, transport me right back to my childhood NOW!

Okay, so, yeah, I fucking loved TMNT when I was a kid. I mean, I had everything. I had the Technodrome, the Turtle Van, the Foot Cruiser, Sewer Dragster and one vehicle that tossed pizzas! It was the shit. Seriously, transport me right back to my childhood NOW!

Well … damn … that's awful.

Well … damn … that's awful.

Yes. The cop found the turd and takes it home to his wife, who wants him to keep it so they can retire … but he has a conscience and doesn't want to risk his pension stealing evidence. So, his wife ends up poisoning him. Good times had by all.

Yes. The cop found the turd and takes it home to his wife, who wants him to keep it so they can retire … but he has a conscience and doesn't want to risk his pension stealing evidence. So, his wife ends up poisoning him. Good times had by all.

American Dad! is so much more enjoyable than Family Guy. I can't even tolerate watching current Family Guy episodes because of how awfully done they are … but enjoy the hell out of American Dad!.

American Dad! is so much more enjoyable than Family Guy. I can't even tolerate watching current Family Guy episodes because of how awfully done they are … but enjoy the hell out of American Dad!.

So…what was the news?

So…what was the news?

heh

heh

Are they as douchey as the photo indicates?

Are they as douchey as the photo indicates?

He was pretty straight-(laced) in A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas.

He was pretty straight-(laced) in A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas.

PASS

PASS

GODDAMMIT WTF IS SPODS? JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE STOP SPEAKING IN CODE! YOU'RE NOT NORTH KOREAN SPIES! MOTHER FUCK.