I hate short seasons. I think they should be impeached and forced to resign. Short seasons are like Spiro Agnew.

I hate short seasons. I think they should be impeached and forced to resign. Short seasons are like Spiro Agnew.

Family Guy fans who are bitter that at the height of its run, it still couldn't touch the greatness of The Simpsons from the 90s.

Family Guy fans who are bitter that at the height of its run, it still couldn't touch the greatness of The Simpsons from the 90s.

So, let me get this straight…

So, let me get this straight…

I loved the closet lesbian mother who probably was constantly crushing on DeeDee, wondering, like all of us, if the carpet matched the drapes.

I loved the closet lesbian mother who probably was constantly crushing on DeeDee, wondering, like all of us, if the carpet matched the drapes.

I have some strong memories of waking up in the morning, getting a bowl of cereal and plopping in front of the tube to watch Rugrats prior to departing for elementary school. Those were good times. I mean, really good times. Innocent times. Times I wish I could get back because the only thing I had to worry about was…

I have some strong memories of waking up in the morning, getting a bowl of cereal and plopping in front of the tube to watch Rugrats prior to departing for elementary school. Those were good times. I mean, really good times. Innocent times. Times I wish I could get back because the only thing I had to worry about was…

I also might be in the minority, but I liked Return of the Living Dead Part II too. It wasn't nearly as good as the original but definitely cheesy 80s fun. They need to release that on blu.

I also might be in the minority, but I liked Return of the Living Dead Part II too. It wasn't nearly as good as the original but definitely cheesy 80s fun. They need to release that on blu.

I'll throw out Return of the Living Dead to go along side Shaun of the Dead. That movie is a zombie classic and arguably one of the greatest zombie movies of all-time. While not nearly as tongue-in-cheek as Shaun, it's still remarkably funny and clever, with a whole host of great lines.

I'll throw out Return of the Living Dead to go along side Shaun of the Dead. That movie is a zombie classic and arguably one of the greatest zombie movies of all-time. While not nearly as tongue-in-cheek as Shaun, it's still remarkably funny and clever, with a whole host of great lines.

@Barnitosupreme:disqus *Wiggum then tries to get up out of the booth, but is stuck, so Eddie and Lou have to deflate it and help him out*

@Barnitosupreme:disqus *Wiggum then tries to get up out of the booth, but is stuck, so Eddie and Lou have to deflate it and help him out*

Wait, if I remember my Heloise, the trick to getting out gum … is
peanut butter.

Wait, if I remember my Heloise, the trick to getting out gum … is
peanut butter.

Dick Morris is too busy sucking on the toes of prostitutes to come out of the closet.

Dick Morris is too busy sucking on the toes of prostitutes to come out of the closet.