That would require a time machine set back to 2003.

That would require a time machine set back to 2003.

*disparages Meg in some inane way*

*disparages Meg in some inane way*

What the fuck has Family Guy done this season to even be up for an Emmy? American Dad! deserves a nomination infinitely more times than this year's Family Guy, which has proven, consistently, that it is the weakest of the Animation Domination fivesome. Hell, I think Bob's Burgers deserves it more than any of the FOX…

What the fuck has Family Guy done this season to even be up for an Emmy? American Dad! deserves a nomination infinitely more times than this year's Family Guy, which has proven, consistently, that it is the weakest of the Animation Domination fivesome. Hell, I think Bob's Burgers deserves it more than any of the FOX…

I watched an awful, awful, awful, awful, awful spoof movie last year that had Leslie Nielsen in it. It must've been one of his last roles, which makes it all the worse, and he played a female waitress in the movie Stan Helsing. Did I mention how awful the movie was - and how awful he was in it? Sad all around.

I watched an awful, awful, awful, awful, awful spoof movie last year that had Leslie Nielsen in it. It must've been one of his last roles, which makes it all the worse, and he played a female waitress in the movie Stan Helsing. Did I mention how awful the movie was - and how awful he was in it? Sad all around.

It's remarkable how well that series held up. Three movies and all were dynamite. That's rare with Hollywood, especially Hollywood parody comedies (think Scary Movie).

It's remarkable how well that series held up. Three movies and all were dynamite. That's rare with Hollywood, especially Hollywood parody comedies (think Scary Movie).

So…much…going…on!

So…much…going…on!

I love the lady in the opening sequence who just tosses her baby to the ground and runs away when someone opens fire inside the police station.

I love the lady in the opening sequence who just tosses her baby to the ground and runs away when someone opens fire inside the police station.

Agreed. Intimidation, sadly, is all too effective.

Agreed. Intimidation, sadly, is all too effective.

BUT HE PRAYED TO GOD AND IT WORKED!

BUT HE PRAYED TO GOD AND IT WORKED!

That would explain a lot.

That would explain a lot.