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Deep Purple
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It's a Certified Copy
of Before Sunriseā€¦

It was called "Seinfeld", and it apparently changed television.

I disagree, the zombies part will get you committed to a three-picture deal in this climate. Vampires would also work.

Walking Dead
Is the only comic that matters right now.

With his tiger blood and Adonis DNA
Sheen will come out on top!

Apt Pupil
FG would have been a lot better if they spoofed the Steven King story/movie.

A love story set in a ketchup factory. A sexy ketchup factory.

Big Bird almost got eliminated because she spent too much time looking for tablecloth and not enough time cooking.

Angel of FAIL

How will the puppets taste the food?

So only whites can be referred to as monkeys with impunity?

Properly made tongue is succulent due to the fat infiltration within the tissue.

Have they done the "Diff'rent Strokes" episode where Dudley and Arnold get molested by the Maytag Man?

That vest could get its own show on Bravo.

I wish someone made a dish that looked just like the Target bullseye logo.

I don't know why Tre had to leave, it seems that Dale and Jersey Mike got the brunt of the criticism.

Her body language during the good-bye told me that they had hooked up and she was wistful.

Many people drop out as soon as the smell hits them in the morgue.

Your canceraids is compounded by post-traumatic brain damage and you're trying to hock your Jostens varsity football ring for rent money unsuccessfully.

In the series finale, she removes her mask to reveal Michael Cera