The only fault of this program
… was that there was no Slayer in the soundtrack.

Charles Bronson
Will be the only true MECHANIC.

They owned every band in the BIG 4 concert DVD

Possibly he's seen too much.

If cheap knockoffs are your thing, that is

I can't wait till she hits menopause, Roger Ailes stops using her for rightwing wankfuel, and nobody has to give a shit about her opinions anymore.

I like it, it's endearingly gross.

Tiffany's ensemble looked like it belonged in one of those "Mommy and Me" exercise with your toddler classes, not a classy pop-up joint.

I grew up on Tales from the Darkside and loved it. Anyone remember Monsters? That was a good series too.

Before reptile puberty, she was Michael Cera.

She was always out.

Biggie Smalls was the Precious of Hip-Hop
Precious

Cool story bro. Did you get all up in her guts?

Access is also available from the main page.

I heard Julia doesn't do nude scenes
Due to her off-putting clitoromegaly. Is this true?

He's more like The Margin

It's Collective Soul and the guy who wrote "Jimmy Crack Corn" in that Hall

This is the first death knell
to the world of modern book publishing.

It wuold be awesome
If Jamie manages to make it to the end without having a single dish critiqued, either by sheer dumb luck or deft manipulation.

Before it's too late
I'd like to see him in one more thing with Mary Tyler Moore