Fuck Glee. It's a totally uncreative show that features a bunch of assholes ruining songs I really used to like and screeching out new pop garbage as some sort of tribute to the talentless cesspool that is the modern American pop music industry.

The twist is that they were paid in Chinese Renminbi.

Perfect. +1Internets

Weekend Update anchor is THE plum position in SNL. The lucky holder of that gig gets way more money, screentime, and writing discretion than anyone else except Lorne Michaels. Weekend Update anchors are exempt from sketches and other ephemera.

Wu Tang
I hope the Wu Tang Merchandise empire gets a whole chapter in this book.

Yet Again
The contestant that has Casey taste-test their food gets the book. Either she is sabotaging people, or she has a shit palate.

Spike has really improved and ought to last a few more weeks.

He knew he was outmatched and he left with class. Good for him.

We can't lose another metal icon

He should have
taken the blue pill

Overkill
IRONBOUND

The only extras are CD versions of each band's set in the deluxe version and a documentary "making of" type feature on the actual DVD.

These two episodes
were among the best in the show's greatest season.

Tre getting the boot would also have been ubershocking.

She kept her resentment well hidden, though.

Jamie is a huge wuss. Look for that major thumb wound to have repercussions throughout the season. On a bright note, that boo-boo saved her from being eliminated.

As far as DVDs go
That Big 4 concert DVD is pretty awesome.

They'd better do Painkiller, Beyond the Realms of Death, and The Ripper.

Meg from Family Guy is her, right?

Could've used some side-boob, at least