-Am I helping people in some way?
-No. You're a greedy jerk. You only care about yourself.

-No one's afraid of me.
-I am. After what you said to me in the mortuary, remember?
-Am I right, that's inadmissible! That's heresy, right?
-Something like that.

It could be interesting to have a new season of Dexter lumberjacking his way out of getting caught; or voice-overing his way into some wacky shenanigans.

They should just air a marathon of the first season. I'd watch the hell out of that.

He's the flipper who cares.

There's nothing that disgusts me more than a female who cheats. It can be on a husband or on a math test. It's all equally disgusting to me.

The final episode will have the cat taking the stand, and when Naz looks at it, he will hear:
I know you can read my thoughts boy… Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

beema, what are YOU doing here?!!!

It's like everywhere I look, money, money, money! Even ten percent of this would be quite a windfall!

-All right, buddy, just as soon as I listen to these other 96 messages.
-Good afternoon, I'm calling from Center Theater Group. You saw a play once eight years ago. I wonder if I could interest you in a full season subscription…
-Oh, I don't have time for this!

Adam Levine has tweeted his sympathies: "Today we lost an icon. #SheWillBeLoved #WatchTheVoiceSeason10."

You can tell me if you're gay. It's fine. This isn't the 1600s, or some places in the present.

-I feel like all my friends only like me because I'm Sarah Lynn, you know. Nobody cares about Sarah Lipschitz.
-Who's Sarah Lipschitz?
-The lawyer who helped me change my name from Sarah Helmulfarb.

-Hey, is that character actress Margo Martindale? She's on the FBI's Most Wanted list and the AV Club's list of 20 actresses that always make everything better. We gotta call this in, right?
-That depends. Are we professional blimp pilots, or are we casting directors?
-Blimp pilots, sir.
-Then we're not being paid to…

This must have been mentally exhausting for him. Writing a full review of the same show on a daily basis is something that could drive you crazy.

-What about the one where the writers made Joelle dress up like a pumpkin, and the whole episode was fat jokes, so then Joelle got an eating disorder?
-Everything was so much simpler back then.
-She had to go to a clinic. She missed, like, five episodes.
-We didn't know how good we had it.

-Maybe I didn't ruin her life.
-Hey, you were a father figure, who was sexually inappropriate to me, and I turned out perfect.

-But I do feel like we got to the bottom of who really killed Princess Di.
-It was all of us.

What's Diane's deal again? She's, like, an Asian Daria?

-This last episode got the worst ratings yet. I was afraid your character trying heroin would be a bridge too far. And the disjointed blackout structure, with the one flashback in the middle, really confused our audience.
They hated all the fourth-wall-breaking meta jokes.
-Of course. Audiences hate meta jokes. When…