That was impressive, Bojack. I've never seen them cancel an AA meeting because everyone got bummed out before.
That was impressive, Bojack. I've never seen them cancel an AA meeting because everyone got bummed out before.
-Okay, thank you. Happy Thanksgiving 2007.
-Why did you just say what year it is?
-I guess I just get nervous talking to network executives.
Trust me, pal, we've done some awful things. One time, I didn't want my friend to move out, so I used character actress Ann Dowd to help me sabotage his hip-hopera.
- The AV Club
This is some real Pulitzer material.
He's sharing some really intriguing ideas:
American Rapist
You've reached Ana Spanakopita. How did you get this number? Explain yourself.
-We just need to come up with all the nominees ourselves.
-But I haven't even seen all the movies.
-Todd, nobody has. That's not how they give out awards.
No one's gonna be there when I kill myself?
Listen to that chanting, Diane. The chanting don't lie.
There's going to be plenty of people around when I kill myself!
-Hey, listen, man. I don't wanna get in the middle of this, it's none of my business, but I just have to say I love that sweater. Can you give it to me?
-What? No.
-But I held my mouth open a really long time.
-What does that have to do…?
-You're not being fair, to me or Princess Katniss.
-Who?
-Your friend. You've…
I am a classic stereotype that is tough to come by nowadays, because Italians don't emigrate so much to America no more!
Botticelli, Barbarelli, Beetle Bailey! Modigliani, Masaccio, Marmaduke!
America's Next Top Murderer
-Mr. Peanutbutter, you are the best runt of the litter a guy could ask for. But there might come a time … when you're going to have to be the captain.
-What is this, a very special episode?
-Did you not hear? I'm clean and sober, eight months.
-Really? That's incredible.
-Yeah, I wanted a change in my life. Because I heard if you stop doing drugs for a while, the first time you do them again, it's amazing.
-What? No, just stay sober!
Get me out of this thing. This asshole's giving me everything I ask for. What a nightmare.
Let's get drinks in the new year and work out the deets … That's a fast way of saying details for people who don't have time for every detail of the word details.
-You gotta read some of these comments. Queefburglar69 says,"These sexy lady chauffeurs always get me where I need to go."
-That's unambiguous.
-I knew I had to lay low. Go off the grid, disappear.
-I know what "lay low" means.
-So, I disappeared for a little bit. Somewhere I knew I had no chance of being discovered …. regional theater.
-I was good. Too good. The San Diego Union-Tribune called me, "A talent to watch." I knew I had to get out of there.
-And you've been living here ever since?
-That's right. I also did an arc on The Good Wife. Other than that, laying low.
-The Good Wife? How did you go on a nationally broadcast TV show with no one…