-How are you feeling, Sextina?
-A little queasy but on the whole, wonderful.
-Good. Now, I do accept tips.

-I love you, but I can't do this. The wedding's off.
-It's a rehearsal dinner!

Thank you, Dr. Janet, for Jamaican me open up like that.

(sobbing)
Taneisha, and Karen.
Karen and Taneisha.

Our love is like the team that inspired the movie Cool Runnings. If I may borrow that film's promotional tag line: "Jamaican Bobsledders?" That's right, Diane. "Jamaican bobsledders."

(Incredibly loud noise)
That gentle sound tells us the sun has set
on our time together this week.

-Jesus, Jill. And you thought your play sucked.
-I didn't.

-BoJack, I need to show you something. This is Nadia's phone.
-I did not know you were such a klepto. I can buy you a new phone.

-But something's still fishy about this whole mess, and it's not just the killer whales.
-Whales are mammals, Diane.
-I said it's not the whales.
-You said it's not just the whales.

Holy fuck! The last 4 episodes are amazing. I feel like someone stabbed me 10 times in the chest.

Oh, my God, 2007? Is that what time it is?
I gotta get my Uggs on and get to work.

-So, the island's purgatory, right?
-What's really happening is….
-Hold that thought.

Erica, you know you're not allowed to vote in national elections.

THE ANOTHER TWO MONTHS LATER FOUNDATION

He is so adorable when he's half-asleep.

And they shot her ……… straight to the top of the corporate ladder!

I just got promoted to head of programming. I'm no longer a passenger on the burning wreckage of an industry that is broadcast television. I'm the captain!

-What is going on over there?!
-Bojack smuggled a young boy into his room. No big deal. Movie stars do it all the time.

-You are charged with possession of a weapon, possession of a weapon for deadly purpose, resisting arrest, aggravated sexual assault and murder in the first degree.
-Fuck me!

Maybe they'll start doing flash sideways. Vee is now a neurosurgeon and Rosa is an international assassin.