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Are we really sure Poussey’s adventures in NY were a flashback?

Whoa, I didn't notice at all that Chang never showed up again in the season either. What's up with that?

Like on Lost?

-Hey, Gilfoyle, you wanna come inside and help me get a new flash drive on www.staples.com?
-Yeah, I think we're sort of done with the ruse.

Would it make you feel better to strike me?

I guess in the end she was just too hot for him.

-First the Dominicans take the TV room, now the blacks are controlling the movies.
-We should host our own film festival, that celebrates the accomplishments of white people. But that'll be hard, though, because Morgan Freeman's in, like, everything.
-Fuckin' Morgan Freeman.

Everything I know about plumbing, I learned from playing Mario Brothers.

-Like Jesus ever went around slinging drugs and rubbing fish sauce on himself.
-And he was white.
-Wasn't he Middle Eastern?
-No… he was just really tan.

Man, we're missing out on all the best TV. I swear, I mighta cleaned up my act if I knew I was gonna end up in a place with only network.

Man, I know Latina girls are supposed to be spicy, but I had no idea it was this literal.

-I'm starving, but the thought of actually eating makes me want to yurg.
-Well, maybe it's because this food looks like something a walrus would regurgitate to feed its least favorite baby.

-I'm not trying to sell us short or anything, but it's like they're Beyoncé and Jay Z and we're just Kim and Kanye.
-Yo, that hurts. I ain't gonna lie.

-Well, then, all of a sudden you're like, "What if other people are having these experiences that are different than mine, but still totally legit? And what if I'm supposed to think about that before I start judging their lives?"
-That's… chaos.
-Yeah. No, thank you.

She doesn't know what she's saying. It's the white shame again. I wish she could learn to love herself.

-That's it? You're throwing me to the wolves?
-I wouldn't say I'm throwing you to them. I would say that wolves exist… which I am helpless to defend you against.

-I don't think racism should be a group activity. It's private.
-Agree to disagree.

Well, everybody deserves kindness.
[laughs] Oh, God, I really got you on that one. "Everybody deserves kindness"? What do you think I am? Some black granny knitting on a porch in Savannah?

-Found some interesting evidence under your bed.
-What? What?
-Underwear evidence.
-Dude, you blew the mystery.
-Oh, come on. Like she doesn't know what's under her own bunk?

So, how will you be paying?