-I can't believe this episode was about race. They introduced me in the beginning, then I just disappeared from the script.
-Well, what do you expect? It was written by a bunch of white people who I think were good-intentioned. But I don't know, I don't know these people. I'll tell you this, they got a real problem…

I loved how they kept introducing John Ridley, but with different credits.

-What's the show about?
-It's about two African American brothers who are garbage people.
[all gasp]

-What the hell? Who's that?
-The male nurses really dress up here.

Jesus, you look like a southern housewife who just burned her husband's dinner.

I'm egan to please.

-That's what you're gonna name your company?
-Yeah, well, before it was gonna be Bachman Capital.
-Because I provide the Bachman, and he provides the capital.

Was anyone else expecting this to appear after the final scene?

-I can't remember the last time I was straight in a restaurant.
-Yeah, I was gonna ask you about that. How does that work?
-Well, mostly I take it in my mouth. Sometimes, I get in the shower, get all hot and sit on it. In a pinch, I just snort it.

-I don't give a shit if this is a man, or a woman, or a stupid fucking Samoyed Husky mix.
-Hey, not cool! [dog whines]

Orange drink sucks!

I also thought his plan of tying Sansa to the train tracks was a bit offputting. I mean, I don't even think they have trains in Westeros.

The first 2 seasons are a nightmarish hell.

The power of syndication compels them.

Sorry for your loss.

Maybe I'll get assassinated.

Count every vote!!!
Count every vote!!!

Oh, Catherine, you have no idea what it was like to be the only daughter of a pathological narcissist. I mean, all this woman did was criticize me or ignore me.

-When my mom got ovarian cancer…
-Call Kent.

He is a shrewd businessman. And together, we have over 20 million and 36,000 dollars at our disposal!