Maybe no one will come to the mandatory assembly.

A 3D colonoscopy. That was just a terrible idea; and why did I have to wear glasses for that?! I was sedated.

It's like In Treatment. Dramas can be pretty addictive with shorter episodes.

King's Landing: The College Years

-Matthew has The Rocky Horror Picture Show on video.
-Is that a good thing?

-Oh, man. A secret FBI meet up. I love this! And all those idiots, they have no idea what's about to go down.
-You mean that woman and a baby?
-Yep, idiots!

-I guess we could be a little more tolerant to Critter's situation.
- … and other races.

[whispering]

There's a very troubling attitude now towards average sized and plus size actresses. It's a kind of false praise, like they're being so brave for showing their bodies in public. That makes me really angry.

-Holy shit. We should have kept the disk ….. safe! … from the bad guys. And by we obviously I meant you. Sooooooo….
-Wow. Hurtful.

-Ok, so what do we know?
-Um. Old ladies give you a boner.
-Hey, me too!

Oh my god. He actually trained crickets?

Just get in the van or I'll tell them you're jewish!

Are you shitting me?!

-Jake, a word, please.

They should have asked him: Is it true you shot JFK?

Me either. I learned this from an episode of The Good Wife.

Exactly. If he answers one question, he is automatically waiving his right to plead the 5th.

He can't pick and choose which questions to answer. If he answers one, he has to answer all of them.

You gotta gotta get up to get down there.
You gotta gotta get up to get down there.