-The drill. It's not for the safe. They're using it to tunnel out of here. And those farts Gina kept smelling….
-Yeah, they were Ramon.
-No, they were sewage.
- …and Ramon.

-You see that guy behind you? That sniper? He'll shoot whoever I tell him to, even you.
-No, I won't.

Don't lock the door! I just need to buy one thing. I'll be so fast I won't even pay.
How did that not work?!

That episode was nominated for the WGA awards as one of the best drama episodes of the year.

FUCK YEAH FUCKIN THE LEFTOVERS!
Oh, but enough about my weird food fetish. I'm really excited for the finale of The Leftovers.

-So you guys remember how we did it in rehearsal?
-Oh, we like to do it different from rehearsal.
-Okay, well, then why did we even rehearse?
-Oh, 'cause if we don't rehearse, then there's nothing to do it different from.

-You know what my dream is, Gonzo? That my friends know they can tell me anything and I'll never judge them.
-Wow, Kermit. That is a very boring dream.

… full heart, can't lose.

I guess in hindsight, it's not that surprising that Calista Flockhart won the games.

-Well, most theater is terrible.
-I have seen a few bad ones, yeah.

It's an idea. It's definitely an idea.

-You're a kid. Kids love snow.
-Take it easy, Norman Rockwell.
-I'm more into rain now.

-You look a little D in the D. D for "down" and "dumps", respectively.
-Probably easier to just not abbreviate if you have to explain it.
-Agree to D.

I want to apologize for yesterday. Inserting myself into my employee's breakup with my nephew somehow, uh, backfired.

-The first thing I'd do if I wanted to invade the world would be to kill you.
-Thanks.
-I wouldn't even let you get talking, like you always do. Bullet between the eyes, first thing.
-Again, thank you.
-12 times, if necessary.
-Ah, yes. Why limit yourself? You've really thought this through, haven't you?

That is the worst episode of the show by a large margin. They even acknowledged how awful it was at the end.

If you're just glancing at that picture, you cannot tell that was done in Photoshop. You would think that was an actual picture.

Some restaurants, they won't even serve me because I used to be an astronaut.

-Do you have any suggestions?
-No. I don't present solutions. Just dramatic problems.

-He's pretty angry.
-Yeah. I got that. Any other Einstein insights you can share with me?
- …and Indian…. I think.