That hat has been with the station for twenty years. He had one day left until retirement.

*walks to window*

Hear This: "Gangnum Style"

In my head, he already has. Numerous times.

I like to add a little Patton Oswalt to my cereal every morning at breakfast.

The president don't care about masturbating bears!

It's funny, because while watching Lincoln, when they where discussing ending the civil war and readmitting the confederate states back into the union, I found my self thinking, "You know, did we really have to let Mississippi back in?"

¡Ay, caramba!

"I didn't do it." - Simpson's animator

I didn't do it.

Overall, I thought tonight's episode was pretty enjoyable.  Though, its worth noting that I'm looking at these episodes as an epilogue to Community, and I'm not even bothering trying to compare them to previous seasons. Either way, I'm going to continue on with my own personal Valentine's Day tradition of sitting…

"Stay out of my territory."

Job Interview Thread!
I thought a nice alternative for all of the currently unemployed commenters was needed.  Yesterday, I had my third different job interview in the last month, this time for an entry level gig at a major insurance company.  I left the interview feeling pretty confident; the hiring managers seemed to…

(Laurel) Canyon

Your mom thought so.

Couldn't you include pretty much every single 90's sitcom that lasted more than one season on this list?

1. Grab your head.
2. Shove it as far as you can up your own asshole.
3.?????????
4. Lose every penny you invested in terrible idea for movie.

*runs out of room crying*

I'm surprised they tried to attack Rick Ross while he was in his car. I've been told by a source that that's where he keeps his choppers.

Awww, even the Chinese are against me.