*Jumps out of window*

Man, frack this shit!

Man, frack this shit!

*throws self out of window*

*throws self out of window*

The image I have is one of a completely dark office lit only by one computer monitor at which Todd is sitting, staring intensely at the screen frantically typing newswire after newswire like a madman while taking sips from the whiskey bottle in his left hand.  All while his phone blows up with missed call after missed…

The image I have is one of a completely dark office lit only by one computer monitor at which Todd is sitting, staring intensely at the screen frantically typing newswire after newswire like a madman while taking sips from the whiskey bottle in his left hand.  All while his phone blows up with missed call after missed…

So… is TVDW left alone in the office late on a Friday night? I'm not sure I am comfortable with this.

So… is TVDW left alone in the office late on a Friday night? I'm not sure I am comfortable with this.

"Hi, I'm Petey The Pistol! Squeeze me and I make bad people go away!"

"Hi, I'm Petey The Pistol! Squeeze me and I make bad people go away!"

A couple summers back I was going to school at ISU.  The Ames GOP Straw Poll was in town, and I couldn't resist going down just to see the pure insanity.  Along with the usual tea party slogans and people wearing giant blown up pictures of fetuses, I saw some children about 5-6  years old wearing NRA stickers that say…

A couple summers back I was going to school at ISU.  The Ames GOP Straw Poll was in town, and I couldn't resist going down just to see the pure insanity.  Along with the usual tea party slogans and people wearing giant blown up pictures of fetuses, I saw some children about 5-6  years old wearing NRA stickers that say…

"The boy who couldn't cry."

"The boy who couldn't cry."

Ehh, I give you a score of 5.8 on the gimmick scale.

Ehh, I give you a score of 5.8 on the gimmick scale.

Dear Homer 
I.O.U. one emergency donut
signed
Homer

Dear Homer 
I.O.U. one emergency donut
signed
Homer

I for one welcome our Dutch overlords.