I for one welcome our Dutch overlords.

How about in dwarf years?

How about in dwarf years?

…and then he builds a gazebo. while naked.

…and then he builds a gazebo. while naked.

I'm actually hoping they pull a Battlestar Galatica and have the melody for the song be the secret combination for the self destruct command to blow up the alien mothership before it destroys earth.

I'm actually hoping they pull a Battlestar Galatica and have the melody for the song be the secret combination for the self destruct command to blow up the alien mothership before it destroys earth.

Maybe the record was dead the entire time [violin shriek]

Maybe the record was dead the entire time [violin shriek]

The moral of tonight's episode: If your going to do a self-abortion, Goddammit make sure you kill the little bastard off, or else the fetus will grow up to be Bearded Ben Harmon and will murder a hypnotist.

The moral of tonight's episode: If your going to do a self-abortion, Goddammit make sure you kill the little bastard off, or else the fetus will grow up to be Bearded Ben Harmon and will murder a hypnotist.

Hey Jude, Rape Me.

Hey Jude, Rape Me.

I want to comment on this episode, but I'm not sure if non-gimmick accounts are allowed on Classic Simpsons reviews.

I want to comment on this episode, but I'm not sure if non-gimmick accounts are allowed on Classic Simpsons reviews.

A reposted reposted gimmick? This shit is getting convoluted.

A reposted reposted gimmick? This shit is getting convoluted.

"Seriously? I've never even fucking heard of Duck Dynasty."

"Seriously? I've never even fucking heard of Duck Dynasty."

…and there it is.