I would if I weren't so fat. Give me a VR program that teaches me how to play ball, then one that shows me slowly getting better. Then one where I'm really good. And then one final one that turns my whole experience into a montage.

Thanks for the advice about 7-10. I'm giving up for a week to read another book that I've been waiting for. Then I'll try it again. I'm almost through the second book. Hoping the third goes more smoothly.

My parents bought me the sega cd and 32x. I had great fun with the sega cd, but I feel so bad for my mom having to spend so much on the 32x and me not spending much time with it because it was awful.

Mainly because I bought all of them at once and I like beating my brain against a literary wall. Plus, the first one was good in some parts and I can see the outline of a great series. It has a well built world with different factions, with a well defined history. It's just that the characters are kinda bland and the…

Bark bark Cop Dogs!

I have read through the first one, and half of the second. It's a slog so far. I'm trying to at least read through 3 of them to give them a chance, but it's rough. I mainly want to get to the ones that Sanderson did, but I don't know if I'll ever make it there.

You have to be realistic about these things. It's better than nothing.

Gimme some First Law Trilogy movies or tv shows. Now!

If this movie is anything like my Assassin's Creed experience, it'll be an hour and a half of shooting guards with those darts that make them flail around wildly, then tossing coins at the guard so that people gather around them and get bonked for being greedy bitches.

I was more fond of Kid Sister.

My love of jurassic park is actually making me want to pay a ton for these. But my love of money is making me want to hold onto it and wait until something I would actually use for more than decoration comes up.

Mastur Dation?

And it includes one of June's more wacky thoughts involving the blowing out of a candle.

Every time I see one of these Cosby articles, I always hear Bill Cosby Bukowski saying his famous jelloem, "Who is the most fuckable huxtable?".

The only movie I played hooky from school to see was Private Parts. I think I should have stayed in school.

I wish comcast would roast me on my bill. They could come up with unique nicknames for all of their customers and put it on their bills.

Hey star wars, why don't you just TURN OFF THE DARK SIDE already!

If you're the pink ranger, you'll also have preteen dudes wackin to ya.

If I keep them, I get to put them on one of my bookshelves (like a trophy). Otherwise it's sitting there on the new book pile. (like a book)

I will try to get back into it again since I have the whole series sitting here. I appreciate everyone's opinions.