You may like to think that the basset hound is the one committing the attacks, but I'm pretty sure Cricket is the one leading these dogs to attack people.

You may like to think that the basset hound is the one committing the attacks, but I'm pretty sure Cricket is the one leading these dogs to attack people.

Do you really have to deal with a lot of silly passcodes/phrases?

Do you really have to deal with a lot of silly passcodes/phrases?

I laughed for a good 3 minutes after that dolphin menstruation joke. I thought it was a great episode.

I laughed for a good 3 minutes after that dolphin menstruation joke. I thought it was a great episode.

Yeah, but it'd take about 15 seconds to say, "About the same amount of impact as Transformers 7". And that's only if he talks with a slow southern gentlemanly drawl. (As I imagine everyone in the future does)

Yeah, but it'd take about 15 seconds to say, "About the same amount of impact as Transformers 7". And that's only if he talks with a slow southern gentlemanly drawl. (As I imagine everyone in the future does)

I'll be watching the Shark Tank.

I'll be watching the Shark Tank.

I don't know why they changed the name from "Don't Sleep! Cuz I Gonna Touch Your Butt!"

I don't know why they changed the name from "Don't Sleep! Cuz I Gonna Touch Your Butt!"

I was watching this episode because I heard there'd be D-cups and they'd be fluctuating. They were C at best, don't bother.

I was watching this episode because I heard there'd be D-cups and they'd be fluctuating. They were C at best, don't bother.

Speaking as someone from Austin Texas, I don't think they had enough promotion of Texas. I think they should have had more cowboy hat wearing shots, 154% more chili cook-offery, and at least 4 guns fired into the air in celebration of victory over their fellow chefs. Not to mention there wasn't enough horse riding or…

Speaking as someone from Austin Texas, I don't think they had enough promotion of Texas. I think they should have had more cowboy hat wearing shots, 154% more chili cook-offery, and at least 4 guns fired into the air in celebration of victory over their fellow chefs. Not to mention there wasn't enough horse riding or…

Time to make some bananas stand.

Time to make some bananas stand.

I imagined you doing the CUT. IT. OUT. thing from Dave Coulier on full house. I have no idea why.

I imagined you doing the CUT. IT. OUT. thing from Dave Coulier on full house. I have no idea why.