If I was her husband I'd get her so preggers that I'd get the baby pregnant.

I wanna bang your 12th grade math teacher. Depending on how long ago you were in the 12th grade.

Nobel prizes are played out now anyways. Even obama has one.

I would sexually harass Kari any day. Which is why I won't ever be working on the mythbusters set. Well, that and the fact that I hate working.

My favorite episode is the one where she has a bed wetting problem. Or the one where she grows a mustache/thinks she's a man. Or the one where she discovers pot. There are so many good ones.

Dry sheets, ice cream, jelly beans

It ruins the moment if you apologize for doing it. Don't even do it if you're gonna end up saying sorry afterwards.

I have no actual Muffet experience, but I consider my experience with "The Muffettes" equally valid and applicable to the job.

I didn't hear anything about Muppet land.

Nah, that's a double frogman backstroke.

This episode left me wondering exactly what a 'warm welcome' would be.

Everyone's riding and laughing and cornholing except Pops.

Those are balls.

This gave me a bigger laugh than the episode above.

Where will these cougars go when they've been cut? I personally don't want any cougars roaming my streets looking for fresh meat. FUCK!

Actually, that time, that's what I was thinking.

Oh, Pops, she’s a girl. I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

Every time Morrissey collects his hair clippings, an evil scientist backs out of the eye holes in the wall of the salon and goes "DRAT THAT MORRISSEY!". He's never going to have his Morrissey clone army at this rate.

I'd watch a show where they hunt him and he kills bad people on his trips through different towns.

I would watch this, but I'd probably have to take a shower after every episode. And not to masturbate. Jesus, you people are sick.