BONG!

I'm still hoping for the spinoff starring Dexter's ghost dad.

Guys crossing border looking for work take jobs as taco spatter analyst: MEXTER

Is the answer petrified wood?

I was.

I could sexualize a toaster. In fact, I already have with my new invention: Hot Toaster, the toaster with boobs.

That's what you get for not working in an abortion clinic.

That's what you get for working in an abortion clinic.

You lost me until the boobs. I heartily agree as long as the boobs are running down the hallway bouncing.

I am a 25 year old powerlifter.

I laughed a whole lot more at this than family guy, too.

For your horse.

I feel for you. I gotta wait 6 more hours because my UPS driver likes to drop my shit off when it's dark outside. But reading your message makes me happy that I don't have to wait that long.

Wiz! Totally wizzed out. Bass fishin with my motherfucking son.
Wiz! Totally wizzed out. He's dead but that doesn't mean we can't have fun!

I hope he stays away from hunks. They're bad influences on Brule. They got him into dancing for aunts and waking up in a strange bathroom with puke on his shirt. Although they did get him to imagine a bear riding a motorcycle, so I won't fault them on that.

I'm not a fan of Tim and Eric Awesome show. But I do love the fuck out of Tom Goes To The Mayor and Check It Out.

I thought so too. Whenever I rewatch the episodes I always check online to see if there is any news on what might have happened and there never is. So it's good to see it coming back.

FUCK YES MORE STEVE BRULE! THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TODAY.. and I'm getting Skyrim soon, so that's saying a lot.

He doesn't pigeon hole anymore. He discovered that pigeons are living creatures too and does not want to stick it in them any longer.

Free food from the chick for a year? I'd totally wait in line.