Oh, Craig J. Clark, that's a girl. I need to teach her how to become a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen!

Not a show either, but the movie: The One, with Jet Li

Kenyans too!

Oh shit. I'm out of here.

Howie Mandell won. After only 2 years, Howie has slain the Piercebeast and cast his corpse into CNN, wearing gloves of course (GERMS).

Yeah, I agree. He should make Karl do it. That's the only thing that would make me watch the Oscars.

Too bad you dead, Clyde Frog.

As a 1/16th Apache, I can totally relate. You are a racist fuck. You can repent now by sending me a bag of Doritos once a year on Thanksgiving.

As a 1/16th Apache, I will beat your 3/64ths down bitch, and steal your land, and rape your women…and cool ranch Doritos will be had by me and all of my tribe. Or I'll just hang out and play Skyrim.

Yeah, this was the only one. But the show's really good! I just hope it doesn't get cancelled.

Unfortunately, all the blood under my scalp is intact.

Are you being sarcastic?

No thanks. You eat it.

I'll join Fred Armisen's punk band if funny hair is the only requirement. I have a mohawk but really only wear it to one side so that I look like Gary Oldman from the 5th element. I call drums.

Swengen cock sucker.

Only if he agrees to sing "Clowny Clown Clown" live.

Better go with Chris Elliot.

He makesa pizza for usa.

My imaginary friend, that I had when I was 3 was named Tu tu (pronounced Too Too).

It's a pretty good movie. Have fun watching it Jerkins.