Go ahead. I have trouble getting my black snake to even twitch looking at that face.

No, I have never had a mind Yeehaw. Maybe if I didn't live in Austin I would have. Because outside the big cities there are a ton of yeehawers.

I'm more excited that Saints Row 3 shall be out in 13 days. GTA is the serious dude who tries to crack little jokes to have fun. Saints Row is the guy who just pisses all over the place and fucks shit up that you can enjoy for how stupid he is. You never know what he'll do next.

You better hope no French actors are on that plane because you may be waiting a while due to urine troubles.

That guy looks giant compared to the other people around him. I didn't know giants were allowed into X-factor tapings.

It's a decent show and I'd rather spend time watching it than watching HIMYM spin its wheels til we meet the mother. It's entertaining and funny, even if the Penny character annoys me.

Being a Texan, I will be watching this. It's always funny to see how out of place people look when they're all wearing big cowboy hats. Like that's the only thing to do to signify that you're in Texas and enjoying it. And yeah, can't wait to see plenty of Yeehaws. I have lived in Austin all of my life and have never…

Child support.

Sixth. I thought this was about the united states postal service and demanding a new stamp album. I'm taking mine back also.

The bed didn't look enough like a vagina.

Snail mail is so retro. And retro is hip these days. So fuck yeah I'm in.

VAGINAS!

Nope, coyotes get down a lot harder than wolves. I mean coyotes.

I wish zombies would just go away. Supernatural coyotes need to make a comeback.

I would pull out of her too. I don't want no babies. And I know how babby forms. I know how girl get pragnent.

People let me tell ya bout my new best friend. Barnaby Jones!

I can see him being very angry that they decided to ask him to be the fatman. But then he realizes that he has no work and grows the mustache for it.

I can't wait til they completely run out of stuff and get to "Jake and the Fatman". I'm very curious at who will be playing 'the fatman'.

It was bullshit, I thought.

Illusion Michael.