Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody needs a cheeseburgor.

I was thinking maybe a light drizzle of drool after he's smashed her head with some kind of blunt object.

Cancelled and on the walls of a bunch of nerd's houses.

Your mom puts the ASS in Mass Effect. That's why we call her the big reaver.

Then they'd just look silly.

When you say 'round these parts', were you just pointing to your crotch?

Only reason I clicked it.

As long as there's at least 8 tits in the show, I will tune in. That's the bare minimum of tits for an hbo show.

I think the only threat they pose is to health ordinances. You can smell those guys coming from a mile away.

Here's to hoping for Chuck fans to make the show come back year after year. I don't actually watch it when it airs, but I do download and watch all of them during the months when there is no quality tv on.

I am a 25 year old powerlifter.

I like titties.

*FOGHORN*

Sounds like a master-bait taker.

I'm working on an album of songs about poop called Shit This Manky Coil, in case anyone is wondering also.

BONG.

I'd totally wrap my penis in papier mache for a million dollars. Hell, I'd do it for 10 thousand.

We could call it the living toilet room. It would be a magical experience.

I just want to be able to use the bathroom so I don't gotta get up. It always takes me out of the tv moment and I miss the best commercials. I don't want to ever get up from my tv. Plus I want the tv to be able to turn into a casket for when I die from deep vein thrombosis. Your move apple. Make my dreams come true.

You chopping trees down in my forest, shit bird?