@avclub-46fc0f334e32b3082a14eb8c97effebb:disqus  - Australian*, not that it matters

@avclub-46fc0f334e32b3082a14eb8c97effebb:disqus  - Australian*, not that it matters

@avclub-c9a543dad6d3b323f49b5afdc9b2d9ae:disqus , bro, bro, bro, sir, bro, are you eating them right? All you gotta do is crush them against the roof of your mouth using your tongue. No teeth necessary. And you generally strain raspberries for a sorbet. Jam is a tricky one.

Whackin' it? Murdering that dick? HMM.

Whackin' it? Murdering that dick? HMM.

Assovitch sounds better.

Assovitch sounds better.

the search for cheap likes continues

the search for cheap likes continues

Both are more boring than they sound?

Both are more boring than they sound?

What kind of human embodiment of a waterlogged penis would steal a Shiva linga…

What kind of human embodiment of a waterlogged penis would steal a Shiva linga…

Yes, he certainly does have a complicated coif going on there. Only a master friseur could have sculpted such a thing.

Yes, he certainly does have a complicated coif going on there. Only a master friseur could have sculpted such a thing.

I never sausage a stretch.

I never sausage a stretch.

In the second scenario, are you a time-travelling masseuse, or has some form of suspended animation been perfected?

In the second scenario, are you a time-travelling masseuse, or has some form of suspended animation been perfected?

Why's the comment section so full of cunts and cooches and dicks these days? What happened to the genteel gibes and obscure references of yesteryear? Are these our best and brightest?