I guess that makes me a jealous prick for downvoting you.

Which I've always thought is the way to go with a sequel to The Incredibles. A coming-of-age story for Violet and Dash and Jack-Jack, learning how to live up to the legacy of their parents.

Cast Keanu Reeves in it and at last, the circle will be complete.

I would like Christopher Nolan to continue his Dark Knight series and finally make a proper goddamn Batman and Robin movie.

I still cannot forgive the first Transformers for the worst fucking plot hole that I cannot believe I am the only person to notice.

And the footage won't hold on a shot longer than a goddamn second.

The one thing that let me down in Toy Story 3, being disappointingly similar to Stinky Pete's fate in Toy Story 2.

Er, I'll leave that to someone better-versed in Catholic theology to answer.

Well, a case could be made that Lotso is Lucifer.

Y'all already heard the theory that Toy Story 3 is about the afterlife, right?

I like to imagine PUAs trying their tricks on Cardassians, then getting (deservedly) crushed because they can't take as well as they can give.

I would like to have Mia Goth's orgasm.

This Malaysian of Chinese descent approves of your post.

I can't stand people who explain their dickish behavour by saying they are, in fact, nothing more than a dick.

Her and Skandar Keynes. My disappointment at them not becoming famous and prolific actors is tempered by the fact that they're both really well-adjusted kids who have other things they love doing besides acting.

Millar's body of work really does seem like he's going "Hey, you like comics? You like superheroes? Well, here's a superhero comic that takes a GIANT FUCKING SHIT OVER EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. EEEEEEEVERYTHING."

SAY WHAT?

Punky Brewster.

I loves me some Japanese porn, which is stunning in its breadth and variety; means you get plenty of sick, twisted shit, but you can also find some amazingly sweet and romantic and passionate stuff.

My personal Make TTT Better idea: Eomer gets pissed off at Theoden for being a weak king and essentially mutinies with a whole division of Rohan's forces. Their last-minute rescue at Helm's Deep is because Gandalf persuaded him to reconcile with Theoden.