I'm annoyed by people who find Superman boring and irrelevant simply because he has no angst or dark past. If you're not one of those, you're fine by me.

You're one of those who don't, eh?

You're one of those who don't, eh?

DAT HAIR

DAT HAIR

Hey, you got multiple orgasms, okay!

Hey, you got multiple orgasms, okay!

I'm reasonably sure non-documentarian Michael Apted is a hack.

I'm reasonably sure non-documentarian Michael Apted is a hack.

Promise?

Promise?

Oh my god, are you okay??

Oh my god, are you okay??

Excuse me. Nicholas Sparks does not write romances. He writes love stories.

Excuse me. Nicholas Sparks does not write romances. He writes love stories.

I can't get over the fact that Dream is at least partly responsible for one great tragedy in Shakespeare's life: Titania kidnaps his son Hamnet and makes him think the boy died.

I can't get over the fact that Dream is at least partly responsible for one great tragedy in Shakespeare's life: Titania kidnaps his son Hamnet and makes him think the boy died.

Bad Photoshoppers do this because the new head needs to cover the old head. Which is bad Photoshopping because it shouldn't be any trouble to just erase the old head. Come on! Even the backgrounds are flat!

Bad Photoshoppers do this because the new head needs to cover the old head. Which is bad Photoshopping because it shouldn't be any trouble to just erase the old head. Come on! Even the backgrounds are flat!

This. She was practically the 2nd protagonist in the first movie. Part of (many reasons) why the sequel sucked is that they stuck her in a plane with nothing to do.