I think some day, you'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay.

I actually had a theory that everything that happened in #1 was an unconscious telekinetic/psychosomatic/psychotic manifestation of how pissed off the chick was at her insensitive asshole boyfriend. Part of why I hate the sequels is how the filmmakers didn't consult ME on the story direction they OBVIOUSLY should've…

I actually had a theory that everything that happened in #1 was an unconscious telekinetic/psychosomatic/psychotic manifestation of how pissed off the chick was at her insensitive asshole boyfriend. Part of why I hate the sequels is how the filmmakers didn't consult ME on the story direction they OBVIOUSLY should've…

What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't you understand?

What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" don't you understand?

Does he talk about his roast chicken fast-food franchise?

Does he talk about his roast chicken fast-food franchise?

Your mom wants you to call her more often.

Your mom wants you to call her more often.

Um, Jerry Maguire wasn't "in bed" with his girlfriend. They were fucking standing up.

Um, Jerry Maguire wasn't "in bed" with his girlfriend. They were fucking standing up.

@avclub-bbb3af3d466d7231aa738ff95762091d:disqus There was a novel about the Dominion occupation of Betazed. I read the back cover description, and it seems Lwaxana became a bad-ass resistance leader.

@avclub-bbb3af3d466d7231aa738ff95762091d:disqus There was a novel about the Dominion occupation of Betazed. I read the back cover description, and it seems Lwaxana became a bad-ass resistance leader.

'Cos I constantly pray I'll get out of here…

'Cos I constantly pray I'll get out of here…

I ain't afraid.

I ain't afraid.

I love that there are pun threads just for Us, Weekly.

I love that there are pun threads just for Us, Weekly.

I eagerly await the third installment in which they travel back in time to ancient Rome: Tai Chi Nero.