I eagerly await the third installment in which they travel back in time to ancient Rome: Tai Chi Nero.

In a pop culture industry where its most popular leading man actor once went by the moniker of Noodle? Yes.

In a pop culture industry where its most popular leading man actor once went by the moniker of Noodle? Yes.

So the sequel's gonna be called Tai Chi 1?

So the sequel's gonna be called Tai Chi 1?

Rob Cohen! Fuck Rob Cohen. Dude is a poor man's Michael Bay. Made Stealth, one of the most aggressively stupid movies I've ever seen. (On HBO, for free, thank god.) I'm pretty sure the stupidities of this movie and every other he's made can be laid on his feet and not the screenwriter's.

Rob Cohen! Fuck Rob Cohen. Dude is a poor man's Michael Bay. Made Stealth, one of the most aggressively stupid movies I've ever seen. (On HBO, for free, thank god.) I'm pretty sure the stupidities of this movie and every other he's made can be laid on his feet and not the screenwriter's.

I meant songs like Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls", Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back", Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom"…

I meant songs like Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls", Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back", Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom"…

Has there not been an Inventory list of songs about… um… plus-sized women yet?

Has there not been an Inventory list of songs about… um… plus-sized women yet?

There is a single panel in "A Game of You" that beats it. I just can't bear to look at it for too long.

There is a single panel in "A Game of You" that beats it. I just can't bear to look at it for too long.

It may very well be the first time a 4th sequel completely invigorated a lame-ass franchise.

It may very well be the first time a 4th sequel completely invigorated a lame-ass franchise.

I can't wait for the new James Bond movie, James Bond.

I can't wait for the new James Bond movie, James Bond.

Face/Off!

Face/Off!

I love Dogma and am now going to make a sweeping generalization of the kind of people who would love it too i.e. people like me: people who grew up in religion, lapsed into atheism/agnosticism, but still have some lingering reverence for the whole cosmology of it.