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laylowmoe
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A review of Will Smith's early musical output? Hey, guess what I watched recently!

Nicolas Cage leaves me moonstruck!

Nicolas Cage leaves me moonstruck!

Garak's finest line:

Garak's finest line:

One thing that always spoils "What You Leave Behind" for me: Worf's montage of DS9 memories has no scenes of Jadzia.

One thing that always spoils "What You Leave Behind" for me: Worf's montage of DS9 memories has no scenes of Jadzia.

SPOILERS:

SPOILERS:

Gimmick poster, I don't get your gimmick.

Gimmick poster, I don't get your gimmick.

A decent action-thriller, to be sure. But it lost the plot in the 3rd act when it allowed the hostages to get out of the precinct.

A decent action-thriller, to be sure. But it lost the plot in the 3rd act when it allowed the hostages to get out of the precinct.

Also, what's with this "Japan" bullshit? It's Nihon, assholes!

Also, what's with this "Japan" bullshit? It's Nihon, assholes!

In all seriousness, I thought the sequel would be Red Riding Hood and the Huntsman.

In all seriousness, I thought the sequel would be Red Riding Hood and the Huntsman.

"If you'd left when this started, you'd be home by now."

"If you'd left when this started, you'd be home by now."

I got this from a webcomic called Schlock Mercenary: "A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on."