Allow me to clarify. Radio transmissions aren't used as weapons in this movie or anything. They're depicted as lasers. So some scientist guy says "Yeah, we're totally sending these transmissions to this alien planet, guys", we cut to a radio dish that suddenly goes PEWWW and shoots a laser into space.

Oh no no no. Those aren't "special sonic lasers". They're just garden-variety radio transmissions. Which in the alternate universe of this movie, become lasers.

No it isn't. Seriously. Look at where your guy puts his arms. That kind of thing makes all the difference between different martial arts.

The cover of that book about kung fu movies shows what is clearly a karate kick. I notice these things.

Damn, O'Neal, did you have to watch all 3 movies again just to write this piece?

I DONTCH KNOW.

No no, that'd be Pacino's "AAAAAAAAHHHH" at the end.

The chick who played the hooker with a heart of gold was really hot though.

What, no Bad Boys? He played an Angry Yelling Not-Black Captain!

Ah yes, another one of those movies where a depressed and lonely woman who can't get a date looks like Jenna Fischer.

Luke Evans' eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.

Jon-Eric Hexum. Back then, he was da man.

I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it either, and I definitely didn't like it as much as Avatar. I couldn't believe a filmmaker of Stanton's caliber could forget this one simple rule: if you're making a movie about an ordinary guy who goes to a bizarre and fantastical world, do not start your movie in that…

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol made me expect great things from the next Pixar director making his first live-action movie.

Perspective. In a world where Transformers 4: I'm Michael Bay And You'll Watch Anything I Make So Fuck You is inevitably happening, it's insane to hate Titanic and/or Avatar.

I would be more interested in a Firewalker TV show.

Not even the dumbest thing about it. The molten gold was obtained from another giant statue that Richard Chamberlain melted by hitting it with the aforementioned huge hammer.

I cannot express how delighted I am at the idea that a Minbari Satai is both a Trek nerd and a Monty Python fan.

This could possibly be a look at the bully's point of view:

Did Hayden just out himself as a Zutaran??