Agree with Lux Lisbon, M.D.

Maybe Melissa is finer than Rivka. Or Rivka is finer.

Whatever. I'm high.

What you mean is that it's almost as bad as the time Cee Lo Green's song Forget You didn't win song of the year.

If his name is LIGHTS CAMERA JACKSON!!! don't expect him to pull any punches: http://www.youtube.com/user…

Well, there's more dignity in going to see New Year's Eve in the cinema than there is in what I'm doing right now: lurking in the shadows of AV Club newswire articles while waiting for What Women Want to finish downloading…

If you do Battleship: Is that… Channing Tatum? Who the fuck is that guy?

Cool as Ice: A Movie.

The Sitter: Kids probably swear in this.

I for one didn't know that he did not write that script, so I wasn`t completely mistaken—-which makes me feel better.

Oh yeah. I didn't know about this guy. I'll probs like him, though, because I'm writing a book that entwines the story of Mademoiselle Delon, the first woman to ascend in a balloon, with the story of a riot that erupts when a posse attempting to recapture three escaped slaves clashes with free blacks and…

Is that some sort of apartheid thing? Anyway, I think it's time they looked at that whole thing from the white perspective.

Well, he had become a senile maniac. And then there were the last 40 years…

Brilliant. Wish all of my traumatic memories were fevered daydreams of silent movie melodramas.

I got superpixelated once. Was found two days later on a concrete staircase in front of a condemned building in Baltimore. Oh yeah, and I died.

When our boys came home from WWII they got a parade. All you came home to was a record collection-shaped hole in your life. Now you wander alleyways through slashing rain in an old DCU jacket, unkempt and unshaven. Well, you can keep sulking over your Salvation Army Thanksgiving dinner, or you can muster everything…

I think Mortensen himself represents a penis. He is a giant cock of a man. In former eras, he would have been the chieftain of a tribe that worshiped virility. Muscular male inmates in prisons across the country cut out paper doll silhouettes from photos of a shirtless Viggo, but only from the waist up so they can…

I heard that they are adapting Falling fucking Man, with Owen Wilson as Kieth and Maggie Gyllenhaal as fucking Lianne.

That's cool.

That's cool.