These guys are great - listening to them is like listening to a headache
happening inside someone else's head. And I mean that as a compliment.

This wasn't the most head-fuckingest album Epic put out in the 90's - I gotta go with Angel Dust by Faith No More as the winner there.

^ you're talking about From Justin to Kelly, right?

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If only R. Kelly had some way to put out this fire…

Well, shit. I just lost The Game in the first sentence. And so did you.

let me know when they film 2 straight hours of the fat one in a diaper chasing the midget around

aka the bad Silent Hill ending

That first screencap looks like Drake wearing lipstick.

I always thought of the move Showgirls as Jessie Spano: The College Years

I fuck like @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus

yes?

here's a joke for you - a werewolf and a shapeshifter walk into a bar, and the bartender dies of boredom.

This is probably the only show on television where, when a character stumbles upon a severed rotting human head that's been sitting out in the sun for presumably several hours, she proceeds to give it a sermon and then a kiss on the lips.

Hello, Mr. Merlotte?  There's an Alex Rodriguez for you on line 1.

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Wasn't Andy going through a box of the vampire glamour-resistant contact lenses in a previous episode?  I guess Jason didn't get the memo at the Bon Temps Sheriff's Department about those.

I hate this band because they always pop up on youtube, spotify, illegal downloads, etc whenever I am searching for the death metal band Obscura, over on the complete opposite end of the musical spectrum.

they probably used a stunt pianist in any sex scenes

Same here.  Checked in to see if anyone was going to quote arguably the funniest moment of the show, was not disappointed