knowing Quentin Tarantino, he'll probably sniff the gas pedal and floor mats instead

not bad for someone whose balls brush his knees

I pictured this whole thing as the traffic stop from Super Troopers where they pull over the German Techno guy and his wife.

Dammit!  Who typed a question mark on Ozzy's teleprompter?

are they sure this cover isn't just some landscape?

I guess he hadn't had his Snickers bar prior to recording this

http://www.okayplayer.com/n…

Is this article some kind of bait to lure ZMF back to posting here?

Pantera?  They have the best bagels!

Oh nice, didn't know they had a new one out.  Their first 3 albums were great, thanks for the heads up!

"Considering Canada’s microscopic metal scene, that’s kind of like being the coolest guy at unicycle camp or something."

I hope some video surfaces of Charlie Murphy re-telling what actually happened here.

Ms. New Anal Fin?

if you read this post in the Movie Trailer Guy voice it makes it even better

Oh my God we were wrong
He was in Pakistan all along

I thought that was Humpty Hump in drag until they flashed her name on the screen

Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cat

these are band members, and though they are all most likely metalheads as well, they get the "metal dude" distinction, since they are dudes in metal bands.

can you guys just get Gwar to do all of these?  Thanks in advance!

man, they really missed the boat here in not naming the roadie Jeff Lebowski