I always got hung up on why they have tongues… like, what are they doing that requires salivation?

Kids wanna watch cars go fast and goof off, so there were repeat trips to the move theater for Cars.

I've seen this movie a few hundred times with my 4 year old and this is the only scene I'll still stick around and watch to the end even if he leaves the room.

Found O'Neal's parents' account

in somewhat related news, I am taking multiple shits after eating Wendy's

The pat on the back to Renee at the end was bascially "sorry I just murdered your boyfriend on live TV"

yeah you gotta be at least 15 or so to give in to pressure to do shots

Ah nice, I did a ctrl+f for the song name and didn't get any hits so I thought I was the first, otherwise I'd have just replied to yours lol. Great minds something something… there are a bunch of sweet orchestral covers on youtube as well to check out if you search the song name.

My favorite Castlevania tune of all time remains the march to Dracula's room at the end of Castlevania 2, called "Within These Castle Walls". https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Final Fantasy ftw. But yeah Castlevania's soundtracks are amazing too.

unless this was an editing screwup, Dairy Queen workers will turn your Blizzard upside-down before handing it to you to demonstrate how thick/frozen it is

ok I laughed at the Tommen one. Like "I'm late, let me take this shortcut down"

Xasthur ftw. Bonus KVLT points would've been awarded if you'd listed a second band starting with V for the letter U.

yeah I thought the Undertaker should've been in this article too

didn't realize Macaulay Culkin was the lead singer of Radiohead now

This makes me think Joe was supposed to win at the last Takeover, but they had to call an audible when he started bleeding all over the place. With the WWE being PG these days, they can't have any highlight packages of the new champ going full on Ric Flair-face I guess.

my excitement of AJ winning the #1 contender match quickly turned into the sobering realization that he's being the next guy fed to Reigns :(

Brock Lesnar is pretty much Marv from Sin City these days, right down to the whole "he was born in the wrong era… if he was a Roman Gladiator, they'd be throwing women at him" quote.

Can you imagine if 5 years ago, someone had told you the following:

Nihilist Arby's is totally worth a follow though.