Bigby's Groping Hand.

Bobby's goddamn ghost.

I'll eat somebody right in front of you. Just not the other thing.

But the likelihood of knocking something over in the process and having all those Ozoids staring at you… I guess rather than shy kidneys I would end up with a badly timed case of shy genitals.

I thought the book was mostly meh. The ending was inconclusive, and I'm still wondering about how fun it would actually be to have sex on a pile of furniture in a room full of people.

Females under 18?

They do seem to be challenged by the mere notion of critical thinking. I blame it on their religious upbringing.

No.

Maybe he can team up with Orson Scott Card to rewrite MacBeth as a gay-hatin', libural-punchin' piece of crap.

I was going to say it sounds like Palin channeling Yoda, but I can't see those two playing golf, either.

I watched the pilot to Lost in Space. Not because I wanted to, but because my significant other has fond memories of it from childhood, but had never seen how it all got started.

Unless you met in the theater while watching Human Centipede.

Hey, you're right. Monsters always seem to have absurd amounts of motivation.

I didn't realize that Eckhart had such a giant head.

No no no. Guillotine.

I'm with you, Orpheus. Also, I'm not swooning for some reason. Does this mean I can't be on the internet anymore? Or is there still room here for crazy nonconformists?

Only if you die first.

Nazi heaven? Would you have to wear uncomfortable black uniforms the whole time? Play irritating German folk songs on your accordion? Obsess about trains running on schedule?

Thanks for pulling out that old chestnut. Very insightful. Never heard it before, unless you count the prior 1000 times I heard it.

Plus Quicksilver contains the funniest description of 18th century fashion that you will ever read.