Maybe Herzog can sic a bear on Tom Cruise. I'd watch that.

How can you possibly get the damn subjunctive verb right, and then screw up simple stuff like word order? I do not understand your brain.

Theon. He has become that which he most feared!

I hope Coriolanus was a grumpy guy, because Fiennes couldn't crack a smile to save his life. I want to smack that guy.

Definitely lobsters.

That CANNOT be a real thing. Tell me it isn't a real thing.

Have you ever seen eastern Utah?

The Utah I'm Going to Baptize You Whether You Like it or Nots

Just make sure to stop with that after three state police units show up. Then run quickly in the only safe direction remaining to you. I'm guessing you'll end up in Arizona.

Twain's epic takedown of Cooper forever extinguished any desire I might have to read one of his books. Sounds like they're godawful.

I think every locality in the West in which people get consistently lost, fall off mountains, etc. should have a Search and Destroy unit, in addition to the usual Search and Rescue folks. Your fate will be determined by which group finds you first.

Just stick to the Song of Songs. You'll save time and be a happier person.

I saw the movie back in the 90s. I was not only not haunted by it, I can't remember a single damn thing about it other than the tattoo.

Jesus, you disappoint me. Muslims disagree over what is 'truly' Islam, just as Christians disagree over what is and isn't important in their scriptures, and how the text is to be interpreted. Both religions—all religions, I suspect—have evolved over time.

*splutters*
I do not think I live in the same Christian country as you. (I live in the US.)