How about we discuss the Strategic Defense Initiative instead, discussing the subject in letter if not spirit? Oooh, maybe we can talk about reviving that now that TrumpKim Mania 2017 is ramping up.

Well, you're a dick!

’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at your chamber door: some late visitor entreating entrance at your chamber door. This it is and nothing more.

I'm particularly glad to see "spleen" used in the metaphorical sense here, because splenetic is a great word that needs to be brought back in force for the decade that future historians may very well look back on as the Splenetic Age.

It is also better than Mall Week, you can say that much for it. Could probably say a lot more, but at least that much.

The two halves of that sentence contradict each other, you know.

I love it when a plan comes together!

Technically, I'd call that your Mom's Hanson story, with you playing a supporting role.

Eh, The Carnival is a hot mess, and the skits are dire, but I'd say there's more to it than "Gone Till November." "Guantanamera" and "To All the Girls" are solid, "We Trying to Stay Alive" holds up better than you might think, kind of like "I'll Be Missing You"'s good twin (helps that Clef actually chose a song that…

Hmm, why can't he just reboot that for Netflix and take advantage of the opportunity to have Dharma's parents just brazenly blazing all the time?

Hey, watch out man, hat level of nuance would make the squares' heads explode!

Ok, no joke, watched this episode Saturday,was just catching up on the comments just now, reading through from oldest first like Jesus intended:

Hey, it worked for Thích Quảng Đức.

Well then get out of here with that shit! It's 1997 Week; 1998 Week isn't until next year.

Why does it say "Welcome to you're 'Doom!'"?
What does that even mean, and why, for God's sakes, is "Doom!" in quotes?

You're both wrong! Verlaine was in Television, not the Ramones.

Rick Sanchez.

It was the high point of Stannis's reign, and he's fortunate that someone still remembers it.

Isn't that the method your church uses to pick altar boys?

About country goodness and green peaness?