"Cumbersome" was the counterpoint that popped into my head, too. Dickhead, Yuri, and I can't all be wrong!

His father, or Robert Downey Jr's father?

You are? Sweet, bro!

No, no one of consequence ever reads these comments. You're fine.

Done properly, psychedelics should be seen as more of a contest than recreation, anyway. So good for them for supporting that approach.

Hey, it's more than you'll be remembered for. Be happy for them!

Semper fudge, soldier. Semper fudge.

Did Urbaniak play the bartender or the horse?

Daniel Day-Lewis would have spent a year as an actual FBI Deputy Director to prepare himself for it.

I wonder if Lynch would enjoy owning a lamp that was a replica of the lamp from A Christmas Story. I reckon he would.

He's a film critic. He must make, like, $300 an hour already.

That vehicle had plenty of Paul but virtually no Rudd. So you might say it was an Off-Rudd Vehicle.

If Adam Scott did not exist, we would have to invent him.

If you have not yet visited, visit once as a prerequisite for then proceeding to revisit, is I believe the implied imperative.

I prefer not to.

You could definitely be a premed at MIT.

Upvoted.

One thing I have to suffer as a white person is that I'm virtually certain that Chinese restaurants serve me milder versions of Szechuan style and other spicy dishes than I'd get otherwise.

Unfortunately, the magic powers granted are extremely narrow, and the worst thing he could do to Trump would be to cause cartons of McDonald's Szechuan sauce to be delivered to Trump Tower.

Isn't there that Archmage of the Material Plane that you have that whole frenemy thing with?