All the insides of the best Californians are already taken, though. Believe me, I've personally checked.

Oh, you are shameless!

Come now, bell bottom shaming is a very real issue for a lot of people.

For a second I thought Noxon and Wilson were collaborating, which would be a match from the bowels of the Ninth Circle of Hell!

Unlikely. Why would an imaginary adult woman hang out with an imaginary six-year-old she had no relation to?

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Well, I just hope you and your imaginary fiancee can work this out, because you kids really are great together.

I've said it before, and I'll say it once more: the Sand Snakes would have been way more tolerable if they'd carried around little rubber snakes that they could wiggle ostentatiously while making hissing noises to announce their arrival in any scene.

Oh, come on, not even "Haiti"?

Excellent. I'm sold!

Reviewer, please be sure to address the question of whether you can fuck to it. That will determine my desire to buy it.

. .. doesn't that make it a perfectly cromulent AV Club comment?

♫ I've got secondhand nudes
I've got secondhand nuuuudes, yeaaaah! ♫

If your erection lasts less than negative four hours, seek medical attention immediately, or sooner.

I'm a scientist as well and I've never heard of Corn Quistos. Stop making things up.

Well, bottom line, I think it's a good move because I expect you'll love any place that's full of Israeli women.

Huh, I always thought being Jewish in Hollywood was basically the equivalent of being a made man, only not as murdery. Well, you learn something new every day.

Wait, I'm 35 and I'm still a little bit of all those things! Did Daniel Stern lie to me?

"Look into the eyes of an American voter and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world."
———-Yogi Berra

Well, I didn't say I endorsed Trump's slander against the Boy Scouts, just that it makes internal logical sense, which is legit kind of impressive consdering the source.