And pass up the chance to get laid as fuck with my sweet Wally Brando costume? No, thank you!
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If we're wearing thongs and the field is flooded with butterscotch pudding I think I've had that same dream.
Amy Sedaris naked covered in sushi is a fetish I never knew I had until now.
In celebration of the American melting pot, my recommendation is that we each have sex with a POC today. And you can trust me, I'm a scientist.
Equestrian politics are more interesting than I thought!
Big deal, Michael Cera got his sex education on the set of Twin Peaks and he turned out fine!
Better that than your moral education.
U.S.A! U.S.A!
The U.S.A. Club
I am working today, but from home, which means I get to be naked while I do it, as the Founding Fathers intended.
Hell, I love being a white person, full stop.
Hillary's going to be Chief Justice?
You may be a Xennial if you remember Gummo.
Is that what he thinks he's doing. . .?
In any case, "Xennials" should be reserved for survivors of the great Xenia, OH tornado of 1974.
As someone who would be in this age group, I vigorously denounce this label.