I for one would like a "Sympathy for the Alien Jesus" song mentioning some of the other historical events you were at.

Well it's not as if he naturally came up in conversation there anyway, but I think y'll are missing my point, it's not so much soul-deadening that the show is making real-world references, so much as that the world has gotten to the point that this is the specific reference the show makes.

Don't worry, the French are just banking on that reputation until the day comes when they see their opening, and take over the world before anyone else knows what happened.

I'll go so far as to say that it doesn't NOT make it not fair.

The biggest downside of this finale was that when the Doctor mentioned Trump a piece of my soul died.

To be fair, she is one hot puddle-god-alien thing.

There's also no law that says a dolphin can't play water polo.

(pssst: his name is in the headline)

Except for swag onions. They lay there, watch shitloads of TV, and write shitloads about TV.

With the additiobnal inclusion of Taiwan, it's clear that Yakko has no fear about provoking the Chinese leadership.

You've also convinced me that we should start a Kickstarter to throw money at Olivia de Havilland for no particular reason.

Well call me Horton and put me in a picture book, 'cause I'm hearing a Who!

It's a response to a standalone comment, not a standalone comment on the article itself.

The owls are not what they seem.

Perhaps I am doing it right after all.

Huh, you lived in Orlando too? I didn't know that. I've been here seven months but I still need to get over the hump and get out to Universal.

I thought that was one of the selling points of Pirates of the Pancreas. . .

*laughs
"What's so funny?"
"Oh, I was just thinking of a joke I saw on Herman's Head."
—Lisa and Marge Simpson, 416-Duffless

The majority of the most badass people I know are fans of the show, so I don't understand this problem.

Why not try turning it around on them and start whining like a pack of frightened Jerrys every time they misbehave?