Well, if her name means anything, she presumably works for money. . .

Wait, so are you taking a screenwriting class in high school?

I have the Holy Brethren of the Xanderpuss as a dark horse pick to make the Sweet Sixteen in my bracket this year, FYI.

Blue Fairy or GTFO

This is a good time to announce that I've also been taking a break from weed, mainly for job and availability reasons, but I'd be happy to relapse at any time if any of y'all would like to party with me.

Upvoted.

He gets those two confused too?

A one-dollar coin?

Gosling, I assume you mean.

No, that's part of MattS's, point: Trump isn't better than Clinton, whatever her flaws, and you're dangerously foolish for thinking so.

That's one!

Generate product with minimal cost to maximize profit margins?

She gave you a fake one when you asked her yourself, didn't she? Classic Mom.

Yeah, I love orgies too.

Tbf I'd consider it a personal offense if I met Andy Dick and he didn't try to grope me.

I'm pretty sure the last Republican I voted for was Arlen Specter in '04, which I think is fairly respectable.

Conversely, there are a LOT more appropriate things to shove in Tim Allen's butthole.

At least he was right about Wake losing me in the first 25 (read: 5 or 10 or so) pages. I'd made the mistake of trying it as my first Joyce, in late middle school early high school, after seeing it recommended in a Philip K. Dick book, so that personal history primes me to associate its fandom with drugged-out madmen.

I support more AV Clubbers dropping acid in general, but I have strong objections to the mathematical analogy posited here.

The pilot who landed in the Hudson?