Did it succeed in bringing Bea Arthur into the SW Universe? Yes it did, so it was a success in at least one way, albeit I'm sure in the most minimal way possible.

I've also managed never to see the Holiday Special, but if it managed to bring Bea Arthur into the SW Universe, than it was superior to all the movies in at least one aspect.

I've managed never to see Titanic or Avatar, but I'd probably go to a theme park for either, just based on the first Rick and Morty season finale.

Sean Connery would make a seven-course meal out of that name.

Not the drug resistant strain that's been starting to crop up, so be careful. . .

Look, a lot of people go through a phase of using a gimp but that doesn't mean it's all right to speak about in polite company. . .

Honey, those aren't kids, they're packets of cream cheese.

And today the good bishop's name lives on in the person of Charlie Sheen. And now you know the rest of the story.

Am I the only one who always gets Drake and Ryan Gosling confused?

How long were you pretending that, for whom, and why?

Very sorry for your family's loss, Ding.

The world we live in isn't nearly beneficent enough for that to happen.

Look, you can't expect him to reuse boots after wearing them like some common riffraff.

The AV Club strives to educate as well as entertain.

I can vouch for the joy of weed with coffee for that matter.

You mean as opposed to all those talking canines I suppose?

Erection overruled!

I got a handjob while out watching a revival of ET in like '03.

Well, I'll start my own movie theater chain! With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the movies!

Won't somebody help this poor man? I think he's having a stroke.