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Bonus: it's a lot easier to jack off this way.

I've gone to the movies twice since I moved in November, and the venue incorporates both bros's and Spider-Man's suggestions, so it seems my theater experience has already been perfected.

In time. . .everyone can hear you scream.

Excellent, the shy ones are usually the freakiest in bed.

I'm very confused. . .Sex. Right. Now. is a turnoff for you?

I gotta be cool,
Relax,
Get hip,
And get on my tracks
Take a back seat,
And twerk,
And take a long ride with Bob Odenkirk
Until I'm ready (ready, Teti)
Crazy little AV Club

Or perhaps not enough?

Pics or it didn't happen that's just too ironic.

As if you wouldn't have had a three way with Johnny given half a chance.

Upvoted.

She can do two things!

The one where it looks like she purposefully dislocated her neck?

He did specifically say "99 Luftballoons," so not the remake.

Well I just hope you were considerate enough to climb back on the coach and finish him off afterwards.

Here's hoping this show puts a quartet of dragons up on screen by season's end, just to show off.

Lesson of the Week: the Shadow King would school your ass in Taboo.

I don't even act, and I'm jealous of her as an actor for getting to play all that.

Not that I'm saying I feel this way myself, but I think withdrawing from reality in favor of only experiencing bossa nova bass is a perfectly cromulent lifestyle choice.

Hey man, i heard you got Aerosmith tickets.